yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
True strength comes from lack of pants
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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