Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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