I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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