Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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