I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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