please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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