One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
what day is it and did you see me today?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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