oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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