Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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