There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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