after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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