Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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