i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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