Me too!
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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