My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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