Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
