theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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