Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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