Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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