I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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