Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
and you fell through a lawn chair
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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