Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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