Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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