He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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