just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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