i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Two words: nipple clamps
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