How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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