Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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