I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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