So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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