You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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