a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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