Christians are straight up FREAKS
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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