What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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