Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you never un-have a 4some
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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