weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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