Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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