Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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