THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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