She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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