So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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