oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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