he laminated a picture of his dick.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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