I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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