if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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