More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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