Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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