apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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