id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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