how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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