Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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