Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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