Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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