so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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