What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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