Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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